Tuesday, July 8, 2008

LAW

LAW OF THE BATHROOM: When the body is immersed in
water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF THE THEATRE: People with the seats at the
furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is
inversely proportional to the reach.

LAW OF THE TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number,
you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll
to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone
that a machine won't work, it will.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become
coated with grease,your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF VARIATION: If you change queues, the one you
have left will start to move faster than the one you
are in now.

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late
for work because you had a flat tire, the Next morning
you will have a flat tire.

LAW OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting
someone you know increases when you are with someone
you don't want to be seen with.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot
coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which
will last until the coffee is cold no matter how hot
is your coffee is.

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