Wednesday, July 9, 2008

The Pharmacist

The Pharmacist

A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the
pharmacist: "Hello,could you give me a condom. My
girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think
she
is expecting something from me!"

The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young
man is going out, he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs
in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think
she too expects something from me !!"

The pharmacist gives him a second condom;
and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says: "After all, give me one more condom because my
girlfriend's Mom is still pretty cute and when she
sees me she always makes comments... and since she
invited me for dinner, I think she too is expecting
something from me !!!"

During dinner, the young man is sitting with his
girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and
the mom facing him. When the Dad gets there, the boy
lowers his head and starts praying: "Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you
give us"
A minute later the boy is still praying:
"Thank you
Lord for your kindness..."

Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying,
keeping his head down.

The others look at each other surprised and his
girlfriend even more than the others. She gets close
to the boy and tells him in his ear: "I didn't know
you were so religious !!"

The boy replies :" I didn't know your Dad was a
Pharmacist !!!"

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