Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Hotel Jokes

Customer :Waiter, do you serve crabs?

Waiter :Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.

Customer:Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?

Waiter:Can't you tell the difference by taste?

Customer:No, I can't.

Waiter:Then does it really matter?


Customer:Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.

Waiter:Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.


Customer:Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.

Waiter:That' s all right sir, he won't drink much.


Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.

Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.


Customer:Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.

Waiter: So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?


Customer :Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?

Waiter :I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.


Man: How old is your father?

Boy: As old as me.

Man : How can that be?

Boy: He became a father only when I was born.


Customer:Waiter, this soup tastes funny.

Waiter: Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?


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