Joke

Best seller book
What makes a book bestseller?
A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl .. :)

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Today's offer -
Dial 100 and say "Bomb in Parliament", Get a Trip to Central Jail, Food, Clothing, Housing FREE for 14 Years!
Offer Valid till 2 Days.

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U R 100% beautiful,U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

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Nobody is like u, Nobody cares 4 u,
Nobody misses u, Nobody wants to see u good,
Nobody is ur best fr, Nobody is happy with u....
Don't cry.......my name is nobody