joke

English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor"
Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses,
"NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!

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A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,This is my sardarni,He is my kid,& she is my kidney.

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"FRIENDS STAND BEHIND U DURING UR BAD TIMES"
Do u want a documentary proof ??
Ok,In future check out ur marriage album..U'll find al frns behind u !!!

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Kissing a woman at her FOREHEAD is Respect
At her LIPS is LoveCHEEKis HeroismNECK is Lust
BUT KISSING HER IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND IS BRAVERY.