Souvenir for Sweetheart

To a business husband traveling to India and back,
Wife started reminding him how to benefit from such trips, buy and bring things for cheap from foreign.
She said, "When you are in India buy a few Sarees for me,
On your way back when you stop at Dubai,
Buy lots of jewelleries for me.
And when you stop at Paris buy some perfumes for me."
The annoyed husband asked, "Yes, and when I stop at Hell what do I buy for you?"
The smiling wife said, "Just bring your Videos for our watching together!"

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Why Indian girls are not in sports ?
Only 10% girls play games like Tennis, chess, carrom etc
Bcoz 90% girls are playing with boys!!!!!!!!!!

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God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.
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