Lalu Passed the Exam

LALU pass exam

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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry
tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
LALU(STUDENT) : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
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LALU(STUDENT) : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt ?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
LALU(STUDENT): Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and
one is blue with red spots !
LALU(STUDENT): Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at
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TEACHER : Now, LALU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
LALU(STUDENT): No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : LALU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did you copy his ?
LALU(STUDENT): No, teacher, it's the same dog !
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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no
longer interested?
LALU(STUDENT): A teacher